{"product_id":"graduation-gift-british-shorthair-keepsake-glidelock-bracelet-for-her","title":"British Shorthair Glidelock Bracelet Talk Shit About You Graduation Gift","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor cat lovers who treasure their British Shorthair, this black Glidelock bracelet combines playful personality with everyday wear. The band proudly displays the quote “My British Shorthair and I talk shit about you,” turning a simple accessory into a conversation starter while marking graduation milestones with a smile.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eClasp\u003c\/b\u003e: Adjustable Glidelock clasp for a secure, comfortable fit across wrist sizes. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMaterials\u003c\/b\u003e: Silver-toned accents with a black stainless steel band and silicone insert for durability and a subtle texture. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eLength\u003c\/b\u003e: Approximately 9.05 inches in total length, with adjustable sizing to ensure a snug feel. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eColor \u0026amp; Finish\u003c\/b\u003e: Classic black stainless steel with a polished metal centerpiece that catches the light. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eEngraving\/Text\u003c\/b\u003e: Bold inscription featuring the witty line “My British Shorthair and I talk shit about you.”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003ePackaging\u003c\/b\u003e: Delivered in a premium gift bag, ready to present for graduations or cat-loving celebrations. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003eBenefits: Wearable humor that resonates with devoted cat owners while offering a durable, low-maintenance piece for daily use. The adjustable clasp ensures a comfortable fit on most wrists, and the rust- and tarnish-resistant materials keep the look polished through everyday wear. It’s a thoughtful graduation keepsake that honors the bond between graduate and their feline friend, making it a memorable gift today and for years to come.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"LaserChili","offers":[{"title":"small \/ Black","offer_id":50074358186232,"sku":"PTM-209-22-1413023","price":27.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/glidelock_bracelet_1_1413023_Black_2000_640.png?v=1785373447","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/graduation-gift-british-shorthair-keepsake-glidelock-bracelet-for-her","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}