{"product_id":"gray-tabby-cat-keepsake-christmas-ornament-for-him-gift","title":"Gray Tabby Cat Witty Talk Shit Ornament Funny Christmas Gift","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\nThis humorous Christmas ornament captures the playful bond between pet owners and their feline companions, featuring the witty quote \"My Gray Tabby Cat And I Talk Shit About You\" in bold black letters against a white circular background. Ideal for cat lovers, it adds a touch of humor to holiday decorations and makes a memorable gift for birthdays, anniversaries, or the holiday season.\n\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMaterial and Finish:\u003c\/b\u003e Crafted from durable MDF with a high-gloss plastic coat, providing a smooth surface that protects the print and resists breakage in busy households.\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e Features a 2.75-inch diameter circle with a 1\/8-inch thickness, offering a compact yet substantial look for holiday displays.\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e Weighing only 0.5 oz, this lightweight ornament is safe for homes with children or curious pets and easy to place on delicate tree branches.\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eHanging Convenience:\u003c\/b\u003e A festive gold cord is included, allowing for effortless and secure hanging on Christmas trees, mantels, or door handles.\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003ePrint Design:\u003c\/b\u003e The message is printed in high-contrast black text, ensuring the caption remains crisp, readable, and visually striking.\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003e\nDesigned for both durability and humor, this keepsake serves as a conversation starter that sparks laughter among family and friends. The sturdy MDF construction and protective gloss finish ensure the ornament survives handling and seasonal storage, becoming a cherished part of your annual holiday tradition. Whether shown to fellow cat owners or hung on your own tree, it highlights the unique, funny connection between you and your gray tabby, making it a standout addition to any festive collection.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":50169427394808,"sku":"PTM-209-15-69068","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/circle_ornament_69068_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1786846788","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/gray-tabby-cat-keepsake-christmas-ornament-for-him-gift","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}