{"product_id":"hilarious-florist-novelty-christmas-ornament-for-friends-gift","title":"Hilarious Florist Novelty Christmas Ornament for Friends Gift","description":"A bright, eye-catching ornament that turns heads with its witty message and sturdy construction. The white oval shape and glossy finish give it a polished look that complements any holiday display. Ideal for friends who appreciate a good joke, this Christmas tree ornament fits perfectly in homes with kids or pets thanks to its lightweight, break-resistant design.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe vibrant sublimation print covers the entire surface, ensuring the quote stays vivid from the first glance. Whether you're looking for a unique gift for a fellow florist or a fun addition to your own tree, this ornament delivers both style and durability. Its festive gold cord makes hanging effortless, making it a stress-free decoration choice that adds charm to any setting.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWith its durable MDF core and high-gloss finish, this ornament resists everyday wear and tear, making it a reliable choice for holiday celebrations that last year after year. The lightweight design ensures it won't strain fragile branches, while the edge-to-edge print guarantees a seamless, vibrant look that captures the spirit of the season. It's a practical yet playful addition that brings joy to both the giver and the recipient.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eGrab yours today and let this unique ornament become a cherished part of your holiday tradition, spreading smiles and memorable moments with every twinkle.\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA thoughtful pick for anyone who loves a witty twist, this oval ornament showcases the playful spirit of a florist while celebrating the quirky side of gardening and gifting with a bright, eye-catching design.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBuilt for the holiday season, it shines on any tree, bringing a touch of humor to family gatherings and office parties alike while offering a sturdy, long-lasting keepsake that stands out among traditional ornaments.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrafted from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, the sublimated print stays bright and vivid, even in bright lights, ensuring the message remains clear and lively throughout the festive season.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA heartfelt reminder of the quote, \"I May Be A Florist, But I Can't Fix Stupid People,\" brings a chuckle to any room while honoring the florist's spirit with a bold, unapologetic declaration of personality.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGrab yours now and add a playful, lasting touch to your holiday décor, turning every glance into a moment of shared laughter and memorable cheer.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":67601613619448,"sku":"PTM-209-18-177471","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/oval_ornament_177471_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1791508834","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/hilarious-florist-novelty-christmas-ornament-for-friends-gift","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}