{"product_id":"humorous-carpenter-novelty-christmas-ornament-for-friends-gift","title":"Carpenter Christmas Ornament Coolest Carpenter Holiday Gift","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\nDesigned for woodworkers and builders, this 2.75-inch circular Christmas ornament brings a touch of humor to holiday tree decorations. Featuring a bright white background with an edge-to-edge sublimated print, it displays the witty message, \"All men are created equal but the coolest become a carpenter,\" making it an instant conversation starter for any workshop or living room.\n\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMaterial \u0026amp; Finish:\u003c\/b\u003e Crafted from a lightweight MDF core with a high-gloss plastic finish that resists breakage and maintains a bright, polished look through multiple holiday seasons.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSize \u0026amp; Shape:\u003c\/b\u003e Measures 2.75 inches in diameter, fitting snugly among standard baubles to create a balanced and eye-catching tree display.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDesign \u0026amp; Print:\u003c\/b\u003e Features a clean white circle with bold black text and an edge-to-edge sublimated print that ensures the graphic is crisp, vibrant, and durable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eHanging Mechanism:\u003c\/b\u003e Includes a festive gold cord threaded through a pre-drilled top hole, allowing for easy and secure placement on any Christmas tree branch.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003ePet \u0026amp; Child Safe:\u003c\/b\u003e The durable MDF construction is shatterproof, making it an ideal and safe holiday decoration for homes with active kids or curious pets.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003e\nThis durable holiday ornament solves the common problem of fragile tree decorations breaking or fading over time. Its shatterproof build ensures it stays bright and intact year after year, serving as a lasting keepsake that can be passed down through generations. Beyond its practical longevity, the ornament adds a personalized touch of wit to your tree, honoring the art of woodworking and providing a memorable, thoughtful gift for carpenters, DIY enthusiasts, and builders who appreciate a good laugh. It seamlessly blends craftsmanship with humor, making your tree decor stand out while celebrating the joy of building things by hand.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":50172752167160,"sku":"PTM-209-15-9169","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/circle_ornament_9169_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1786926236","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/humorous-carpenter-novelty-christmas-ornament-for-friends-gift","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}