{"product_id":"humorous-landscape-designer-star-ornament-for-friends-christmas-gift","title":"Landscape Designer Star Ornament Fix Stupid People Xmas Gift","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\nThis star-shaped holiday ornament is tailored for landscape designers and garden planners who appreciate a touch of professional humor. Featuring the witty declaration \"I may be a landscape designer, but I can't fix stupid people,\" it transforms a standard tree decoration into a conversation starter. The piece offers a playful way to celebrate the craft of landscape design during the festive season, functioning equally well as a Christmas tree bauble, a mantelpiece accent, or a desk accessory.\n\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDesign Quote\u003c\/b\u003e: Displays the humorous text \"I may be a landscape designer, but I can't fix stupid people.\" in clear, legible black lettering against a white background.\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMaterial \u0026amp; Finish\u003c\/b\u003e: Made from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic coating for a durable, premium look.\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003ePrinting Method\u003c\/b\u003e: Utilizes edge-to-edge sublimation printing to ensure vivid, long-lasting colors that cover the entire face of the ornament.\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDimensions\u003c\/b\u003e: Measures 3.25 inches in height and 1\/8 inch in thickness, making it a compact addition to any décor.\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eHanging Capability\u003c\/b\u003e: Equipped with a gold cord threaded through the top point for easy hanging on branches or display hooks.\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSafety \u0026amp; Durability\u003c\/b\u003e: Lightweight and shatter-resistant construction, making it safe for households with children and pets.\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003e\nThis ornament provides a unique way for professionals in the green industry to add a bit of wit to their holiday décor. Its compact size and lightweight build mean it won't weigh down delicate tree branches, while the durable MDF construction ensures it survives years of use without breaking. It serves as an ideal gag gift for coworkers or friends in landscape architecture, sparking smiles and laughter during family gatherings. Whether hung on a Christmas tree or placed on a shelf, it highlights the personality and daily realities of the design professional.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":50203361444088,"sku":"PTM-209-16-179292","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/star_ornament_179292_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1787363661","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/humorous-landscape-designer-star-ornament-for-friends-christmas-gift","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}