{"product_id":"humorous-umpire-circle-ornament-for-friends-christmas-gift","title":"Umpire Circle Ornament Much Hotter Humorous Christmas Gift","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\nThis circular holiday ornament brings a playful twist to your Christmas tree, designed specifically for baseball umpires and fans who appreciate a good joke. Featuring the bold statement, \"I'm An Umpire. Just Like A Normal Umpire Except Much Hotter.\", this 2.75-inch decoration is a humorous gift for friends and family who love the sport and enjoy lighthearted seasonal cheer.\n\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eHumorous Quote\u003c\/b\u003e: Displays the playful text \"I'm An Umpire. Just Like A Normal Umpire Except Much Hotter.\" using vibrant edge-to-edge sublimation printing on a clean white background.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003ePremium Materials\u003c\/b\u003e: Crafted from a sturdy MDF core with a high-gloss plastic coating that protects the vivid print and adds a polished, festive look.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eCompact and Lightweight\u003c\/b\u003e: Measures 2.75 inches tall and weighs only half an ounce, ensuring it is lightweight and safe to hang around children and pets.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eEasy Hanging\u003c\/b\u003e: Includes a built-in gold cord for effortless, stress-free installation on any standard Christmas tree or holiday display.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDurability\u003c\/b\u003e: The robust MDF construction and glossy finish guarantee the ornament will endure multiple holiday seasons without cracking or fading.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003e\nThis witty umpire ornament serves as both a fun decoration and a thoughtful gift for baseball enthusiasts looking to add a touch of personality to their holiday decor. Its lightweight yet durable build ensures safe handling around young children and pets, while the sturdy materials keep it looking pristine year after year. The simple gold cord attachment makes decorating quick and easy, allowing you to focus on enjoying the festive season with loved ones who share your love for the game and a good laugh.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":50169390629112,"sku":"PTM-209-15-62065","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/circle_ornament_62065_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1786840959","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/humorous-umpire-circle-ornament-for-friends-christmas-gift","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}