{"product_id":"interior-designer-heart-ornament-gift-for-neighbors-collectible-coffee","title":"Interior Designer Heart Ornament Gift for Neighbors Collectible Coffee","description":"A bold statement for the design enthusiast, this heart ornament showcases a witty quote that captures the spirited side of interior styling. Its vivid, sublimation-printed words pop against the crisp white background, turning a simple ornament into a conversation starter. Great for holiday gatherings, the ornament fits effortlessly on a Christmas tree, mantle, or as a desk accent. Its lightweight, durable MDF construction ensures it remains a lasting piece, even in busy households.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe high-gloss finish protects the bright colors, while the included gold cord makes hanging a breeze. Whether you're gifting it to a neighbor or a friend, this collectible keepsake adds humor and charm to any festive setting. Imagine the delight when the ornament catches the light, revealing the playful phrase that reminds everyone to keep their coffee strong and their humor sharp. The design's edge-to-edge printing guarantees that no detail fades, so the message stays as fresh as the first sip of morning brew.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe sturdy MDF core resists dents, making it safe for homes with curious pets or energetic kids, while the sleek finish keeps it looking new year after year. This piece is more than a decoration; it's a daily reminder that a good laugh can brighten any space, especially during the busiest season of the year. The ornament's compact size makes it easy to swap between trees or display on a shelf, ensuring it remains a cherished part of your holiday décor for years to come.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eGet one today and share a laugh that will echo through the holiday season.\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChosen by design lovers, this heart ornament celebrates the quirks of interior design with a bold, coffee-driven humor that resonates with creative souls.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned for holiday parties, the bright, edge-to-edge print makes this ornament a standout on any tree or mantle, adding a splash of personality to the season.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA lightweight, 0.5-oz piece crafted from engineered wood and coated with high-gloss plastic, it stays vivid and break-resistant even in homes with kids or pets.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWith the quote 'don't trust an interior designer that doesn't drink coffee and say fuck a lot' printed verbatim, it delivers a playful reminder that sparks conversation at every glance.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGet one today and give your neighbors a memorable, laugh-provoking holiday surprise that will be cherished for years.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":50261892104440,"sku":"PTM-209-17-318621","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/heart_ornament_318621_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1788140613","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/interior-designer-heart-ornament-gift-for-neighbors-collectible-coffee","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}