{"product_id":"joyful-microbiologist-heart-ornament-with-funny-quote-great-for-microbiologists","title":"Joyful Microbiologist Heart Ornament With Funny Quote Great For Microbiologists","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\nJoyful Microbiologist Heart Ornament brings a touch of science-fun to Christmas décor for microbiologists and the people who love them. This white heart ornament combines a cheeky message with durable materials, designed to brighten trees, garlands, or desks with a playful nod to the lab life.\n\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMaterial\u003c\/b\u003e: Durable MDF core with a high-gloss plastic coating for bright, long-lasting color.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eShape \u0026amp; Color\u003c\/b\u003e: White heart design that pops on the Christmas tree with vibrant printing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eHanging Accessory\u003c\/b\u003e: Includes a festive gold cord for easy, ready-to-hang display.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eQuote\u003c\/b\u003e: Features the playful line: \"I'm A Microbiologist. Just Like A Normal Microbiologist Except Much Hotter\".\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDurability\u003c\/b\u003e: Lightweight yet resistant to breaking, making it safe for homes with children or pets.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eGiftability\u003c\/b\u003e: A thoughtful, unique present for colleagues, friends, or family who love microbiology.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eVersatility\u003c\/b\u003e: Suitable for tree, garland, or desk keepsake, extending the celebration beyond Christmas.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003e\nBeyond simple decoration, this ornament offers a personalized nod to the microbiology field, transforming holiday spaces with a bit of humor and scientific pride. The durable MDF core and high-gloss coating keep colors vivid year after year, while the lightweight design protects branches from sagging and shelves from damage. It's an ideal gift for lab colleagues, students, or family members who appreciate microbe-related humor, and its versatility means it can be hung on the tree, displayed on a garland, or kept as a desk keepsake for year‑round delight.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":47881173467384,"sku":"PTM-209-17-54292","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/heart_ornament_54292_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1769587802","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/joyful-microbiologist-heart-ornament-with-funny-quote-great-for-microbiologists","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}