{"product_id":"judge-circle-ornament-keepsake-for-him-holiday-christmas-gift","title":"Judge Circle Ornament Keepsake for Him Holiday Christmas Gift","description":"For judges who love a good laugh, this circle ornament turns a courtroom joke into a festive centerpiece. The bright sublimated print captures every line of the quote, making the holiday tree a conversation starter. The high-gloss finish keeps colors vivid and the durable MDF construction resists everyday wear, so the message stays sharp year after year.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDesigned for legal professionals and coffee lovers alike, this keepsake is ideal for Christmas tree displays, office desks, or as a playful gift for a judge friend. The lightweight 2.75-inch size and 1\/8-inch thickness make it easy to hang with the included gold cord, while its sturdy build withstands holiday bustle and curious pets.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAt 2.75 inches tall and 1\/8 inch thick, the ornament is lightweight yet sturdy, fantastic for households with children or pets. The high-gloss finish protects the vivid colors, ensuring the message stays sharp year after year, and the edge-to-edge sublimation guarantees no fading or peeling. Whether you're gifting it to a courtroom colleague or adding a humorous touch to your own tree, this ornament delivers a memorable laugh and a lasting reminder of the coffee-drinking judge.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eImagine the joy of seeing this witty reminder hang proudly on a loved one's tree, sparking smiles and chuckles with every glance. It's more than a decoration; it's a shared joke that bridges the courtroom and the living room, celebrating the unique bond between judge and coffee enthusiast. Add to cart and give a holiday gift that will be cherished and remembered for years to come.\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLoved by legal enthusiasts and coffee aficionados, this ornament celebrates the quirky side of justice. It's the fantastic addition to any judge's office or home décor for a fun, memorable gift.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIdeal for Christmas celebrations, this keepsake brings a touch of humor to holiday tables and tree displays. It's a standout present that sparks conversation among family and friends.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, the 2.75-inch circle is lightweight yet durable. Sublimated edge-to-edge printing ensures bright, vivid colors that last through seasons.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhen the recipient sees the printed words, 'Don't trust a judge that doesn't drink coffee and say fuck a lot', they'll laugh and feel the playful bond you share. The quote captures the candid spirit of courtroom banter.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdd to cart now and give a holiday gift that's as bold and memorable as the judge it celebrates. Your thoughtful choice will light up their holiday season.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":50262123741432,"sku":"PTM-209-15-318901","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/circle_ornament_318901_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1788142667","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/judge-circle-ornament-keepsake-for-him-holiday-christmas-gift","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}