{"product_id":"judge-keepsake-christmas-ornament-for-him-coffee-lover-gift-holiday-tree","title":"Judge Keepsake Christmas Ornament for Him Coffee Lover Gift Holiday Tree","description":"A bright star-shaped ornament that captures the humor of the courtroom, ready to hang on any Christmas tree. This Judge Keepsake Christmas Ornament for Him brings a splash of wit to holiday décor, turning ordinary moments into memorable laughs.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFantastic for judges, coffee lovers, and anyone who enjoys a good joke, this piece is ideal for Christmas, birthdays, or as a thoughtful housewarming token. Its playful design makes it a standout gift for dads, husbands, or friends who appreciate clever humor and a touch of legal satire.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMade from durable MDF with a high-gloss finish, the ornament measures 3.25 inches tall and 1\/8 inch thick. The edge-to-edge sublimation print delivers bright, vivid colors that resist fading, while the lightweight construction keeps it safe around pets and children. A festive gold cord is included for easy hanging, ensuring stress-free decorating.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCelebrate the season by gifting this bold, coffee-drinking judge reminder to someone special. Add to cart and let the holiday spirit shine bright with a touch of legal humor.\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLoved by judges and coffee lovers alike, this ornament celebrates the quirky side of the legal profession. It fits perfectly in any home, office, or courtroom decor, adding a touch of humor to the daily grind.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned for Christmas celebrations, this keepsake brings a playful twist to holiday décor. It's an ideal surprise for a judge, a coffee enthusiast, or any man who enjoys a good laugh during the season.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrafted from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, the star shape measures 3.25 inches tall and 1\/8 inch thick. The edge-to-edge sublimation print ensures vibrant, long-lasting colors that shine on any tree.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhen you hang this ornament, the printed quote reminds you not to trust a judge that doesn't drink coffee and say fuck a lot, adding a bold, candid laugh to your holiday.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdd to cart and give a gift that sparks conversation and smiles this Christmas, knowing it will become a cherished conversation starter for years to come.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":50262127837432,"sku":"PTM-209-16-318901","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/star_ornament_318901_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1788142824","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/judge-keepsake-christmas-ornament-for-him-coffee-lover-gift-holiday-tree","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}