{"product_id":"judge-keepsake-christmas-ornament-for-him-gift-coffee-cursing","title":"Judge Keepsake Christmas Ornament for Him Gift - Coffee \u0026 Cursing","description":"A judge who loves coffee and a good laugh deserves a gift that mirrors their personality. This heart-shaped ornament captures that spirit with a bold, unapologetic quote that turns a simple decoration into a conversation starter. Its playful tone reflects the daily grind of the courtroom while celebrating the lighter side of justice.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDesigned for legal professionals, courtroom staff, or anyone who enjoys a sharp sense of humor, it fits perfectly on a Christmas tree, mantle, or office desk. The festive gold cord and durable construction make it suitable for homes with kids or pets, ensuring it stays bright and intact year after year.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMade from engineered MDF with a high-gloss finish, the ornament is lightweight yet sturdy, measuring 2.75 inches tall and weighing only 0.5 ounces. Sublimated edge-to-edge printing guarantees bright, vivid colors that won't fade, while the heart shape adds a touch of elegance to any décor.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eGive this unique Christmas keepsake to the judge in your life and watch their face light up with a grin. Add it to your cart today and share a laugh that lasts beyond the holidays.\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLoved by judges and legal enthusiasts, this ornament celebrates the unique blend of humor and professionalism that defines the courtroom. It makes a standout gift for anyone who appreciates sharp wit and a good cup of coffee.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFantastic for holiday decorating, this keepsake adds a playful touch to any Christmas tree or mantle. Its bright, edge-to-edge print ensures the message stays vivid throughout the festive season.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrafted from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, this lightweight heart ornament measures 2.75 inches tall and weighs just half an ounce. The gold cord makes hanging effortless and secure.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhen you hang it, the printed words 'Don't trust a judge that doesn't drink coffee and say fuck a lot' spark laughter and conversation, reminding everyone that even the gravest roles need a good laugh.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdd this cheeky Christmas keepsake to your cart and give a gift that will keep the courtroom chuckling all year long.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":50261860614392,"sku":"PTM-209-17-318901","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/heart_ornament_318901_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1788138384","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/judge-keepsake-christmas-ornament-for-him-gift-coffee-cursing","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}