{"product_id":"judge-keepsake-christmas-ornament-for-him-gift-with-sublimated-quote","title":"Judge Christmas Ornament All Men Are Created Equal Be The Coolest Judge Gift","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA 2.75-inch tall, heart-shaped Christmas ornament crafted from lightweight MDF with a high-gloss finish, built to brighten holiday décor with a playful legal twist. The sublimated print delivers edge-to-edge color across a bright white surface, featuring the exact message: \"ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL BUT THE COOLEST BECOME A JUDGE.\"\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eShape\u003c\/b\u003e: Heart-shaped ornament for a warm, festive look\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMaterial\u003c\/b\u003e: Lightweight MDF with a durable, high-gloss finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDimensions\u003c\/b\u003e: 2.75\" tall {{1\/8\"}} thick\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003ePrint\u003c\/b\u003e: Sublimated, edge-to-edge colors that remain vibrant over time\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eColor\u003c\/b\u003e: Bright white surface that enhances the bold text\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eHanging Cord\u003c\/b\u003e: Festive gold cord for easy, elegant display\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eWeight\u003c\/b\u003e: About 0.5 oz, offering a lightweight, kid- and pet-friendly ornament\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDurability\u003c\/b\u003e: Break-resistant construction suitable for busy, holiday-filled homes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003eThis ornament adds a charming talking point to any tree by pairing humor with a nod to justice. It’s an ideal gift for fathers, brothers, or any judge-enthusiast who appreciates a clever reminder that equality and wit can brighten holiday moments. Its sturdy MDF core and resilient finish help it withstand year-after-year display, while the metallic cord makes hanging effortless. Perfect for Christmas celebrations or as a playful desk ornament, it invites smiles and conversations without sacrificing everyday practicality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":50063717794040,"sku":"PTM-209-17-15517","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/heart_ornament_15517_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1785200808","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/judge-keepsake-christmas-ornament-for-him-gift-with-sublimated-quote","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}