{"product_id":"logger-oval-ornament-for-her-present-christmas-gift-humorous-keepsake","title":"Logger Ornament All Men Are Created Equal But The Coolest Become A Logger Gift","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBrighten holiday decor with this oval MDF Logger Ornament, a durable keepsake built for wood lovers and fans of rustic humor. It features the message: \"All men are created equal but the coolest become a logger,\" printed in a vivid edge-to-edge design that shines on any tree, mantle, or display.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eShape\u003c\/b\u003e: Oval ornament that mirrors the smooth curve of a log\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMaterial\u003c\/b\u003e: MDF core with a high-gloss plastic coating for lasting durability\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eFinish\u003c\/b\u003e: High-gloss, edge-to-edge print that keeps colors vivid through the season\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003ePrinting\u003c\/b\u003e: Sublimation process to lock in bright, long-lasting imagery\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eHanging\u003c\/b\u003e: Includes a gold cord for easy, secure display\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDurability\u003c\/b\u003e: Lightweight yet sturdy, resists breakage in homes with kids or pets\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMessage\u003c\/b\u003e: The ornament features the humorous line: \"All men are created equal but the coolest become a logger\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eUse\u003c\/b\u003e: Suitable for Christmas trees, mantles, or holiday displays\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003eDesigned to be a memorable gift, this ornament blends humor with craftsmanship. The bright sublimated print stays vivid year after year, while the lightweight MDF body makes hanging effortless. It’s a thoughtful token for seasoned loggers, aspiring woodworkers, or anyone who loves a playful nod to turning timber into stories during Christmas, birthdays, or anniversaries.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":50123963400440,"sku":"PTM-209-18-16229","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/oval_ornament_16229_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1786068278","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/logger-oval-ornament-for-her-present-christmas-gift-humorous-keepsake","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}