{"product_id":"magistrate-christmas-ornament-gift-for-family-treasure-dont-trust-a-1","title":"Magistrate Christmas Ornament Gift for Family - Treasure, Don't Trust A","description":"Fans of legal humor and those who appreciate a touch of irreverence will find this Christmas ornament a delightful addition to their holiday decor. It's a unique way to celebrate the quirks of the legal profession with a dash of wit and a whole lot of personality, fantastic for those who don't take themselves too seriously.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis circle ornament is ideal for magistrates, judges, court clerks, or anyone who appreciates a good laugh, making it a fantastic Christmas gift for a coworker, friend, or family member. It's also a wonderful present for those who enjoy a strong cup of coffee and aren't afraid to speak their mind, adding a touch of personality to any holiday celebration.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCrafted from durable MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, this ornament is built to last, ensuring it remains a cherished keepsake for years to come. The vibrant, edge-to-edge sublimation printing brings the quote 'Don't Trust A Magistrate That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say Fuck A Lot' to life, adding a touch of humor and personality to your Christmas tree or any other display.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhether you're looking for a unique Christmas present for a magistrate or a funny ornament to brighten your own holiday decorations, this circle ornament is a wonderful choice. Grab yours and add a touch of spirited humor to your festive season.\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA favorite among those who appreciate a bit of irreverence, this Christmas ornament makes a delightful present for a magistrate or anyone who appreciates a good laugh, crafted from durable MDF and boasting a high-gloss finish for lasting vibrancy.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFantastic for a Christmas tree or year-round display, this circle ornament is a thoughtful gift for a magistrate, coworker, or friend who enjoys a touch of dark humor, especially during the festive season.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade from sturdy MDF, this ornament is surprisingly resilient and resistant to breakage, making it a safe and enjoyable addition to any home, even those with children or pets.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThis charming circle ornament showcases the quote 'Don't Trust A Magistrate That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say Fuck A Lot' in a bold, memorable way, fantastic for those who appreciate a touch of sarcasm and a good cup of coffee.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGrab yours and bring a touch of playful defiance to your Christmas tree, creating a memorable holiday display that celebrates a love of coffee and a no-nonsense attitude – a wonderful way to brighten their season.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":67765888057592,"sku":"PTM-209-15-319819","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/circle_ornament_319819_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1792632459","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/magistrate-christmas-ornament-gift-for-family-treasure-dont-trust-a-1","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}