{"product_id":"maintenance-worker-ornament-i-dont-explain-why-im-right-keepsake-gift","title":"Maintenance Worker Ornament I Dont Explain Why Im Right Keepsake Gift","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis 2.75-inch round ornament honors the quiet heroism of a maintenance worker, turning a holiday decoration into a playful tribute for the everyday operator of home life. The printed quote, rendered in vivid sublimation, captures the calm confidence that keeps homes running smoothly: \"I'm a maintenance worker. I don't argue. I just explain why I'm right.\"\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDiameter\u003c\/b\u003e: 2.75 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMaterial\u003c\/b\u003e: Durable MDF with a high-gloss white finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eColor\u003c\/b\u003e: White\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003ePrint Method\u003c\/b\u003e: Edge-to-edge sublimation for vivid, lasting color\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eHanging Cord\u003c\/b\u003e: Includes a gold cord for easy, stress-free hanging; safe for homes with children or pets\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eWeight\u003c\/b\u003e: Lightweight design suitable for any tree branch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eGift Suitability\u003c\/b\u003e: Great for dads, grandfathers, or anyone who quietly manages the chaos of a household\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003eThis keepsake adds a touch of humor to the festive scene while honoring the steady hands that keep everything in order. The white, high-gloss finish complements any tree style, and edge-to-edge sublimation ensures the design stays bright year after year. A thoughtful gift idea for the hardworking dad or grandfather who keeps the house running, it becomes a cherished memory that echoes his calm confidence each holiday season.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":50092275073272,"sku":"PTM-209-15-256013","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/circle_ornament_256013_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1785580182","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/maintenance-worker-ornament-i-dont-explain-why-im-right-keepsake-gift","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}