{"product_id":"microbiologist-freaking-genius-oval-ornament-christmas-gift","title":"Microbiologist Freaking Genius Oval Ornament Christmas Gift","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\nThis playful oval ornament is a humorous holiday gift designed for microbiologists and science enthusiasts who appreciate a touch of wit in their profession. Featuring the witty message, \"Microbiologist. Because Freaking' Genius Is Not an Official Job Title,\" it captures the spirit of every scientist who turns the lab into a laboratory of wonder, making it a standout piece on any tree.\n\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDurable Construction\u003c\/b\u003e: Made from sturdy MDF with a 1\/8-inch thickness and a high-gloss plastic finish, this ornament resists breakage, making it a safe choice for homes with children or pets.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDimensions \u0026amp; Design\u003c\/b\u003e: Features a lightweight 3.25-inch oval shape with a sleek white background and bold black lettering that blends seamlessly with modern or rustic decor.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eVivid Print Quality\u003c\/b\u003e: The message is printed with edge-to-edge sublimation, protected by a high-gloss layer that ensures the vibrant colors stay bright even after years of handling.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eFestive Hanging\u003c\/b\u003e: Equipped with a gold cord for effortless, stress-free display on Christmas trees, in labs, or as a wall decoration.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003e\nThis ornament serves as a durable and cherished keepsake for science lovers, celebrating their brilliance and passion for the microscopic world. Its break-resistant design ensures it can be used year after year without fear of damage, while the humorous tone sparks conversation and adds a personalized spark to any space. Whether given as a birthday present, anniversary gift, or appreciation item, it transforms a simple decoration into a daily reminder of curiosity and discovery, lightening the mood for anyone who brings science to life.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":50164803567864,"sku":"PTM-209-18-147576","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/oval_ornament_147576_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1786760306","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/microbiologist-freaking-genius-oval-ornament-christmas-gift","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}