{"product_id":"microbiologist-funny-genius-circle-ornament-christmas-gift","title":"Microbiologist Funny Genius Circle Ornament Christmas Gift","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCelebrate the hidden genius of the scientific community with this funny microbiologist circle ornament. Featuring the witty text \"Microbiologist. Because Freaking' Genius Is Not an Official Job Title,\" this bright white keepsake is a perfect gift for scientists, lab partners, and curious students who spend their days studying tiny wonders.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eWitty Design:\u003c\/b\u003e The ornament displays the bold quote \"Microbiologist. Because Freaking' Genius Is Not an Official Job Title\" in a high-gloss finish that pops visually against the white background.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDurable Material:\u003c\/b\u003e Crafted from sturdy MDF with an edge-to-edge sublimation print, ensuring vibrant colors and sharp details that last for years.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eCompact Dimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e Measures 2.75 inches tall and is only 1\/8 inch thick, weighing just 0.5 oz to keep the weight minimal.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eReady to Hang:\u003c\/b\u003e Includes a festive gold cord threaded through the top, allowing for instant display on any Christmas tree, wreath, or mantle.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eBreak-Resistant:\u003c\/b\u003e The lightweight MDF build is much safer than glass or ceramic, making it ideal for homes with kids or pets.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003eThis playful piece of holiday decor is designed to spark joy and laughter in any setting. Whether you are shopping for a fellow researcher, a budding microbiology student, or a beloved lab partner, this ornament provides a memorable and humorous tribute to their daily fascination with cells, cultures, and discoveries. Ideal for Christmas trees, office desks, or birthday celebrations, it brightens any festive gathering. Its durable, high-gloss surface keeps the message sharp, ensuring it remains a favorite gift during the holiday season and beyond.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":50164583006456,"sku":"PTM-209-15-147573","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/circle_ornament_147573_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1786760884","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/microbiologist-funny-genius-circle-ornament-christmas-gift","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}