{"product_id":"microbiologist-keep-calm-rope-bracelet-funny-birthday-gift","title":"Microbiologist Keep Calm Rope Bracelet Funny Birthday Gift","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\nDesigned for science enthusiasts and lab professionals, this humorous rope bracelet combines stylish everyday wear with a playful message of dedication. Featuring the text \"Keep Calm or I Will Use My Microbiologist Voice\" on its central plate, it serves as an ideal gift for birthdays, anniversaries, or celebrating a day in the lab.\n\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMaterial \u0026amp; Finish\u003c\/b\u003e: Crafted with rust-resistant black stainless steel and a durable braided rope for a sleek, balanced aesthetic.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eAdjustable Fit\u003c\/b\u003e: Features a sliding knot mechanism allowing an adjustable length from 3.34 to 9.84 inches to fit various wrist sizes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eEngraved Message\u003c\/b\u003e: Displays the humorous quote \"Keep Calm or I Will Use My Microbiologist Voice\" in clear text on the central metal plate.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003ePackaging\u003c\/b\u003e: Arrives neatly packaged in an organza bag for easy storage or direct gifting.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDurability\u003c\/b\u003e: Built to resist rust, corrosion, and tarnishing, ensuring lasting shine during long lab sessions or daily activities.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003e\nThis accessory serves as a subtle reminder of dedication and curiosity while adding personality to everyday gear. Its comfortable, corrosion-resistant design ensures daily wearability without sacrificing shine, while the tactile braided rope contrasts nicely with the sleek metal for a fashionable look. Whether worn during chaotic lab shifts or professional conferences, it acts as a conversation starter that celebrates a passion for discovery and brings smiles to colleagues and friends.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"LaserChili","offers":[{"title":"small \/ Black","offer_id":50164949549304,"sku":"PTM-209-21-120403","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/rope_bracelet_1_120403_Black_2000_640.png?v=1786770234","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/microbiologist-keep-calm-rope-bracelet-funny-birthday-gift","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}