{"product_id":"microbiologist-star-ornament-freaking-genius-christmas-gift-1","title":"Microbiologist Star Ornament Freaking Genius Christmas Gift","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\nDesigned for the scientist who appreciates a splash of humor, this star-shaped holiday ornament celebrates the quirky side of microbiology. Featuring the witty message, \"Microbiologist. Because Freaking Genius Is Not An Official Job Title,\" it adds a playful touch to Christmas trees and festive displays, perfect for professionals balancing lab work with holiday cheer.\n\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMaterial and Finish\u003c\/b\u003e: Crafted from durable MDF with a high-gloss plastic coating, providing a sturdy, break-resistant ornament that is safe for homes with children and pets.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDesign and Print\u003c\/b\u003e: Features a classic five-point star shape with a clear, professional inscription on a white background, utilizing sublimation technology for lasting clarity.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eHanging Mechanism\u003c\/b\u003e: Includes a festive gold cord that allows for effortless hanging on tree branches, mantles, or display hooks.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eVersatility\u003c\/b\u003e: Its compact size fits neatly among larger holiday décor, making it suitable for Christmas trees, office desks, or shelves.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003e\nThis ornament serves as a thoughtful and funny gift for a microbiologist, colleague, or friend who values science with a sense of humor. It transforms a standard tree decoration into a conversation starter, validating the recipient's profession with a witty punch that brings a smile to their face. Whether celebrating a promotion, a birthday, or simply the joy of the season, this durable piece ensures they are recognized for their hard work, adding a sparkle to holiday celebrations and reminding them that curiosity is a gift in itself.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":50165054341368,"sku":"PTM-209-16-147576","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/star_ornament_147576_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1786763537","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/microbiologist-star-ornament-freaking-genius-christmas-gift-1","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}