{"product_id":"mortician-heart-ornament-funny-quote-gifts-from-friends-for-mortician-christmas-unique-gifts","title":"Mortician Heart Ornament Hotter Than Normal Mortician Gift","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdd a playful, heart-centered touch to any mortician’s space with this heart-shaped ornament. Crafted from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, it carries the cheeky message: \"I'm A Mortician. Just Like A Normal Mortician Except Much Hotter.\"\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMaterial\u003c\/b\u003e: Durable MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish for bright color and lasting beauty.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDesign\u003c\/b\u003e: Heart-shaped pendant that complements desks, shelves, and holiday trees alike.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eFinish\u003c\/b\u003e: High-gloss coating delivers vibrant, long-lasting color that stands out.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eHanging Cord\u003c\/b\u003e: Festive gold cord for easy, secure display.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDurability\u003c\/b\u003e: Lightweight yet sturdy and resistant to breaking, suitable for households with kids or pets.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eOccasion\u003c\/b\u003e: Ideal Mortician-themed gift or Christmas decoration to spark smiles.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003eThis ornament turns a simple display into a thoughtful keepsake. It blends humor with warmth, making it a memorable gift for colleagues, friends, or family members who appreciate the Mortician profession. Its durable construction and vivid colors keep it looking fresh through years of holiday decorating, while the heart motif and playful quote celebrate the “heart” of the life they touch. Hang it on a tree, a desk, or a mantel to add personality without clutter, and enjoy the lighthearted compliment it sends to any Mortician in your life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":49101014237432,"sku":"PTM-209-17-54781","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/heart_ornament_54781_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1781745363","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/mortician-heart-ornament-funny-quote-gifts-from-friends-for-mortician-christmas-unique-gifts","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}