{"product_id":"novelty-witty-court-clerk-christmas-ornament-for-friends-gift","title":"Court Clerk Coolest Heart Ornament Perfect Holiday Gift","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\nThis heart-shaped ornament adds a playful, courtroom-ready twist to holiday décor, perfect for court clerks or legal-minded friends who love a clever nod to the law. It feature a tongue-in-cheek quote: “All men are created equal but the coolest become a court clerk.”\n\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMaterial\u003c\/b\u003e: Durable MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSize\u003c\/b\u003e: 2.75 inches tall and 1\/8 inch thick\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eWeight\u003c\/b\u003e: Approximately 0.5 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003ePrint\u003c\/b\u003e: Edge-to-edge sublimation for bright, vivid colors that stay sharp over time\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eHanging\u003c\/b\u003e: Festive gold cord for easy display\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eFinish\u003c\/b\u003e: Glossy surface that resists wear and helps protect the print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDisplay versatility\u003c\/b\u003e: Suitable for Christmas trees, wreaths, or mantels\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003e\nBeyond its visual appeal, this ornament serves as a conversation starter and a lighthearted reminder of the pride in the court clerk profession. Its lightweight construction makes it safe around children or pets, while the durable build helps it endure holiday gatherings. A thoughtful, witty gift for colleagues, friends, or family who appreciate a bit of courtroom humor on the tree.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":50111882690808,"sku":"PTM-209-17-10865","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/heart_ornament_10865_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1785891998","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/novelty-witty-court-clerk-christmas-ornament-for-friends-gift","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}