{"product_id":"orthopedic-surgeon-humor-heart-ornament-im-not-perfect-funny-christmas-gift","title":"Orthopedic Surgeon Humor Heart Ornament  'I'm Not Perfect' Funny Christmas Gift","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\nHonor your orthopedic surgeon with a playful heart ornament that blends warmth, humor, and appreciation. Designed as a thoughtful Christmas gift or a heartfelt keepsake, this ornament adds a smile to their holiday season.\n\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eShape and color\u003c\/b\u003e: Heart-shaped, crisp white finish that complements any decor and lighting.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMaterial\u003c\/b\u003e: Lightweight MDF core with a durable high-gloss plastic coating for a long-lasting shine.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003ePrinting\u003c\/b\u003e: Edge-to-edge sublimation printing for vibrant, crisp text and presentation.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMessage\u003c\/b\u003e: Fun, doctor-approved line: \"I'm Not Perfect But I'm an Orthopedic Surgeon And That's Basically the Same Thing.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eHanging cord\u003c\/b\u003e: Festive gold cord included for easy, tangle-free hanging on a tree, hook, or display.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDurability\u003c\/b\u003e: Break-resistant design makes it suitable for homes with children or pets.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eVersatility\u003c\/b\u003e: Ideal indoor ornament for Christmas trees, office desks, or bedside display.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003e\nThis Orthopedic Surgeon Heart Ornament is crafted to celebrate dedication and care. Its durable MDF construction and high-gloss finish ensure it remains a bright, charming piece year after year. The included gold hanging cord makes decorating effortless, while the humorous message offers a lighthearted nod to the profession. Perfect for gifting to colleagues, friends, or family members in the medical field during Christmas, birthdays, or just because you want to say you care.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":46369700937976,"sku":"PTM-209-17-1195135","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/Orthopedic-Surgeon-Humor-Heart-Ornament-Im-Not-Perfect-Funny-Christmas-Gift.png?v=1769160623","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/orthopedic-surgeon-humor-heart-ornament-im-not-perfect-funny-christmas-gift","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}