{"product_id":"pilot-keepsake-christmas-ornament-for-him-gift","title":"Pilot Keepsake Christmas Ornament for Him Gift","description":"For the aviator who loves a good laugh, this white circle ornament bursts with a witty line that only a true pilot will appreciate: \"I'm A Pilot. My Level Of Sarcasm Depends On Your Level Of Stupidity. \" The bright, edge-to-edge print sits on a sleek MDF base, finished in high-gloss plastic that keeps the colors sharp even after countless holiday displays.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis gift is ideal for the pilot in your life—whether a seasoned captain, a flight school graduate, or a hobbyist who dreams of the skies. It's lovely for Christmas, birthdays, or a milestone like a first solo flight. The lightweight design (just 0.5 oz) and durable construction mean it can hang safely in any home, even where kids and pets roam.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCrafted from engineered wood, the ornament measures 2.75″ tall and 1\/8″ thick, making it a standout piece on a tree or a mantel. The festive gold cord lets it hang effortlessly, while the high-gloss finish resists fading. Its circular shape and crisp lettering make it a conversation starter that celebrates the pilot's sense of humor.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAdd this humorous pilot ornament to your holiday décor and give a gift that keeps on giving. Get one today.\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA favorite among pilots, this ornament celebrates the thrill of flight while adding a playful touch to any holiday décor, making it a standout piece for the aviation enthusiast in your life.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat for Christmas parties, family gatherings, or a quiet evening by the tree, it fits perfectly into any festive setting, offering a humorous nod that sparks conversation among guests.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrafted from durable MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, it remains bright and sturdy even in homes with pets or children, ensuring the design stays vivid year after year.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA witty reminder of the pilot's sarcasm, the printed quote reads, 'I'm a pilot. My level of sarcasm depends on your level of stupidity,' delivering a sharp, tongue-in-cheek moment for those who appreciate dry humor.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMake it yours and add a touch of aviation humor to your holiday display, creating a memorable keepsake that will be cherished for years to come.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":67917655933176,"sku":"PTM-209-15-397233","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/circle_ornament_397233_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1793492070","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/pilot-keepsake-christmas-ornament-for-him-gift","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}