{"product_id":"playful-umpire-keychain-birthday-gift-for-friends","title":"Umpire Keychain Much Hotter Quote Birthday Gift For Friends","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\nThis compact stainless steel keychain captures the playful swagger of baseball officials with a bold, humorous message. Designed as a standout birthday gift for friends, teammates, or fellow umpires, it features the engraved quote: \"I'M AN UMPIRE. JUST LIKE A NORMAL UMPIRE EXCEPT MUCH HOTTER.\"\n\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMaterial \u0026amp; Finish:\u003c\/b\u003e Crafted from durable stainless steel with a sleek black finish to resist rust, corrosion, and discoloration over time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e Measures 1.57 by 0.87 inches, ensuring a compact size that fits easily on any standard keyring or bag strap.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eEngraving:\u003c\/b\u003e Features a sharp, laser-engraved message that remains clear and permanent, preserving the humor for years of daily use.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eAttachment:\u003c\/b\u003e Includes a standard split ring connection for secure attachment to keys, pockets, or bags.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003e\nThis keychain adds a witty touch to everyday carry items while providing lasting durability. The stainless steel construction ensures it stays sturdy through daily use, maintaining its sharp black look even with frequent handling and exposure to the elements. It acts as an instant conversation starter at the ballpark or in social settings, making it an ideal keepsake for celebrating a special birthday or just showing support for someone who loves the game. The engraved quote stays sharp and clear, delivering a memorable touch to any celebration without the risk of fading paint or peeling labels. Whether you are gifting a fellow umpire or a baseball fan with a sense of humor, this accessory delivers a funny reminder that keeps the spirit of the sport alive.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"LaserChili","offers":[{"title":"small \/ Black","offer_id":50169403408632,"sku":"PTM-209-19-62065","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/keychain_1_62065_Black_1000_480.png?v=1786842802","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/playful-umpire-keychain-birthday-gift-for-friends","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}