{"product_id":"porter-christmas-ornament-surprise-gift-for-family","title":"Porter Christmas Ornament Coolest Men Funny Holiday Gift","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\nAdd a clever twist to your holiday decor with this 3.25-inch oval ornament featuring the bold message, \"All Men Are Created Equal But The Coolest Become A Porter.\" Designed for humor enthusiasts, this festive piece brings a lighthearted touch to Christmas trees and mantles, serving as a unique gift for family members, coworkers, or anyone who appreciates a witty holiday joke.\n\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDurable MDF Construction:\u003c\/b\u003e Crafted from solid MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, this ornament resists breakage and maintains its vibrant colors through countless holiday seasons.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eEdge-to-Edge Sublimation:\u003c\/b\u003e The high-quality print ensures the black text is sharp and clear against the sleek white frame, with no visible borders or fading.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSafe \u0026amp; Lightweight:\u003c\/b\u003e Unlike glass decorations, this shatterproof design is safe for homes with young children or pets, reducing the risk of accidents.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eEasy Hanging Design:\u003c\/b\u003e A festive gold cord is pre-attached, allowing for effortless display on tree branches, wreaths, or mantle accents.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003e\nThis ornament is an ideal solution for those seeking durable holiday decor that won't shatter or lose its print quality over time. The high-gloss finish protects the vibrant text, ensuring it shines in every light, while the compact 3.25-inch size makes it a perfect addition to busy trees. Beyond its practical benefits, the clever quote acts as a conversation starter, adding warmth and laughter to family gatherings. Whether used as a memorable gift for a loved one or a fun keepsake for your own tree, this piece combines sturdy craftsmanship with playful sentiment, creating a joyful addition to your seasonal traditions.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":50177590886648,"sku":"PTM-209-18-20873","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/oval_ornament_20873_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1787016961","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/porter-christmas-ornament-surprise-gift-for-family","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}