{"product_id":"porter-circle-ornament-idea-for-coworkers-christmas-holiday-gift","title":"Porter Coolest Ornament Funny Quote Christmas Holiday Gift","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\nThis humorous Christmas ornament displays the bold quote \"All men are created equal but the coolest become a porter,\" serving as a funny gift for porters and coworkers who appreciate office humor. This bright white circular decoration acts as a conversation starter, blending holiday spirit with workplace camaraderie.\n\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMaterial and Finish:\u003c\/b\u003e Crafted from durable MDF with a high-gloss plastic coating, providing a sleek, polished appearance that resists cracks.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e Measures 2.75 inches in diameter and 1\/8 inch in thickness, creating a lightweight yet sturdy profile.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003ePrinting Method:\u003c\/b\u003e Uses sublimation printing to lock in the design, ensuring the text remains crisp and resists fading over time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eHanging Accessory:\u003c\/b\u003e Includes a gold cord for easy, secure hanging on Christmas trees, filing cabinets, or office desks without the worry of breakage.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSafety:\u003c\/b\u003e The lightweight construction and secure cord make it a safe decoration for workspaces around children and pets.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003e\nThis festive piece is ideal for holiday parties and team appreciation events, offering a memorable laugh that strengthens team bonds. Hanging it on a desk, mantle, or office tree adds a splash of wit to everyday surroundings and reminds everyone of the lighter side of work life. Whether given as a thank-you or a seasonal gift, it celebrates the quirky spirit of the workplace while keeping the festive mood alive.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":50177618215160,"sku":"PTM-209-15-20873","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/circle_ornament_20873_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1787017922","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/porter-circle-ornament-idea-for-coworkers-christmas-holiday-gift","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}