{"product_id":"porter-gifts-funny-oval-ornament-retired-porter-figure-it-out-yourself-christmas-unique-gifts","title":"Porter Gifts, Funny Oval Ornament, Retired Porter Figure It Out Yourself, Christmas Unique Gifts","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\nUnwrap a smile with this oval Porter ornament—designed for Porter enthusiasts and anyone who appreciates a cheeky nod to retirement. It blends holiday charm with a touch of nostalgia, making it a memorable gift or a playful addition to your own decor.\n\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMaterial\u003c\/b\u003e: Sturdy MDF core with a high-gloss plastic finish for durable color that lasts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDesign\u003c\/b\u003e: White oval ornament featuring the bold quote “Retired Porter. Figure It Out Yourself.” in bright, easy-to-read typography\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDurability\u003c\/b\u003e: Lightweight yet resistant to breaking, ideal for households with kids or pets\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eHanging Cord\u003c\/b\u003e: Festive gold cord included for quick, hassle-free displaying\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eVersatility\u003c\/b\u003e: Perfect on Christmas trees, garlands, or as a charming mantel\/decor accent\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eGift Appeal\u003c\/b\u003e: A humorous, heartfelt gift idea for Porter lovers, retirees, or friends who enjoy a playful nod to the Porter life\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003e\nThis ornament delivers more than festive flair—it captures nostalgia for the days on the job while adding a lighthearted joke about retirement. The durable construction and bright print ensure the message stays vibrant for seasons to come. Ease of display, a timeless white surface, and a classic oval shape make it a standout gift or keepsake for any Porter admirer.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":48053164409080,"sku":"PTM-209-18-1057344","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/oval_ornament_1057344_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1779699965","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/porter-gifts-funny-oval-ornament-retired-porter-figure-it-out-yourself-christmas-unique-gifts","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}