{"product_id":"porter-ornament-retired-joke-snowflake-keepsake-gift","title":"Porter Ornament Retired Joke Snowflake Keepsake Gift","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\nA witty, durable keepsake designed for Porter enthusiasts and retirees who love a little holiday humor. This snowflake ornament blends playful charm with a timeless silhouette to brighten any Christmas display.\n\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMaterial\u003c\/b\u003e: Premium stainless steel for a durable, shatterproof ornament that stays polished year after year.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSize\u003c\/b\u003e: 3.14 inches in diameter, sized to stand out on a tree, windowsill, or desk without overwhelming the space.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDesign\u003c\/b\u003e: Intricate snowflake silhouette with a circular center that highlights the engraved message for easy viewing from across the room.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eEngraved Message\u003c\/b\u003e: \"Retired Porter. Figure It Out Yourself.\" adds a humorous, personalized touch that nods to retirement with a wink.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDisplay Versatility\u003c\/b\u003e: Perfect for Christmas trees, windows, or desks—a versatile centerpiece for seasonal décor or retirement celebrations.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eGift-Ready\u003c\/b\u003e: A thoughtful, unique gift for Porter fans, retirees, or colleagues, ready to give for the holidays or a retirement moment.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003e\nThis ornament is more than decoration—it’s a durable keepsake that celebrates dedication with personality. The stainless steel construction resists wear and keeps its bright finish, while the playful engraving sparks smiles and conversation in any space. At a compact 3.14-inch diameter, it commands attention without overpowering other décor, making it an ideal festive focal point on a tree or a charming desk accent that honors a retirement milestone.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"LaserChili","offers":[{"title":"small \/ Silver","offer_id":48053045461240,"sku":"PTM-209-20-1057344","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/PTM-209-20-1057344snowflake.jpg?v=1779699965","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/porter-ornament-retired-joke-snowflake-keepsake-gift","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}