{"product_id":"retired-dancer-mug-funny-caution-i-have-stories-for-dancer-lovers-gift-ceramic-black-11oz-15oz","title":"Retired Dancer Mug Funny Caution I Have Stories For Dancer Lovers Gift Ceramic Black 11oz 15oz","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\nBrighten mornings with a smile thanks to this black ceramic mug crafted for dancers and the people who love them. Available in 11oz and 15oz, it combines a bold joke with everyday practicality.\n\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSize\u003c\/b\u003e: Available in 11oz and 15oz to suit your coffee or tea ritual\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eColor\u003c\/b\u003e: Black exterior with contrasting white typography for high legibility\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMaterial\u003c\/b\u003e: Durable ceramic mug designed for daily use\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDesign\u003c\/b\u003e: Features the humorous quote “Caution: I'm A Retired Dancer Stay At Your Own Risk!” in clear, readable text\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eCare\u003c\/b\u003e: Microwave safe and dishwasher safe for easy heating and simple cleaning\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eOccasions\u003c\/b\u003e: A thoughtful gift for dancers, friends, family, or coworkers; perfect for Christmas, birthdays, or just because\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003e\nThis mug delivers more than a laugh. The clear, print-forward design makes a playful statement whether you’re sprinting to rehearsal or taking a coffee break at the desk. The practical 11oz or 15oz sizes ensure you have the right amount of caffeine to fuel your day, while the microwave and dishwasher safety simplify daily use. It’s a friendly, unforgettable way to celebrate a dancer’s journey or show appreciation to someone who shares the backstage rough-and-tumble of studio life.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ 11oz","offer_id":46832990814456,"sku":"PTM-209-3-832163","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 15oz","offer_id":46832990847224,"sku":"PTM-209-4-832163","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/11oz_black_coffee_mug_832163_White_1500_1750.png?v=1769361460","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/retired-dancer-mug-funny-caution-i-have-stories-for-dancer-lovers-gift-ceramic-black-11oz-15oz","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}