{"product_id":"roofer-keychain-i-may-be-a-roofer-but-i-cant-fix-stupid-people-birthday-gift","title":"Roofer Keychain I May Be A Roofer But I Cant Fix Stupid People Birthday Gift","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCelebrate the hardworking roofer in your life with a practical keepsake that blends humor and everyday utility. The Roofer Keychain features the engraved message \"I May Be A Roofer But I Cant Fix Stupid People,\" making it a relatable birthday gift or everyday carry for professionals on the job site.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMaterial\u003c\/b\u003e: Durable stainless steel with a rust-resistant finish for daily use and long-lasting shine.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eFinish\u003c\/b\u003e: Sleek silver-tone look that resists discoloration and corrosion, ideal for outdoor work environments.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eEngraving\u003c\/b\u003e: Deep-engraved quote—\"I May Be A Roofer But I Cant Fix Stupid People\"—for lasting readability.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDurability\u003c\/b\u003e: Robust construction designed to withstand routine key handling and exposure to the elements.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eGift-ready\u003c\/b\u003e: Thoughtful present for birthdays, holidays, or “just because” moments for coworkers, friends, or family.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003eThe keychain offers a practical daily-use accessory that doubles as a humorous icebreaker on the worksite. Its stainless steel build stands up to constant handling, while the engraved message adds a personal touch that helps brighten a roofer’s day and spark friendly conversations. Lightweight enough to carry on a pocket or belt loop, yet sturdy enough to withstand the rigors of a construction environment, this keychain is a straightforward way to show appreciation without fuss.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"LaserChili","offers":[{"title":"small \/ Black","offer_id":48009047441656,"sku":"PTM-209-19-186219","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/keychain_1_186219_Black_1000_480.png?v=1779702413","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/roofer-keychain-i-may-be-a-roofer-but-i-cant-fix-stupid-people-birthday-gift","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}