{"product_id":"roofer-ornament-i-may-be-a-roofer-but-i-cant-fix-stupid-people-christmas-gift","title":"Roofer Ornament I May Be A Roofer But I Cant Fix Stupid People Christmas Gift","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\nAdd a touch of humor to the holidays with a distinctive Roofer Ornament designed for roofers and anyone who appreciates a good trade joke. This circle ornament proudly displays the message, \"I May Be A Roofer, But I Can't Fix Stupid People.\" and brightens any Christmas tree or festive display.\n\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMaterial\u003c\/b\u003e: Made from high-quality MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish for durability and a vibrant, long-lasting look.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eWeight and durability\u003c\/b\u003e: Lightweight yet sturdy, and resistant to breaking—easy to hang and safe for homes with children or pets.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDesign\u003c\/b\u003e: Circle ornament with vivid colors that stand out on tree branches and holiday decor setups.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMessage\u003c\/b\u003e: Humorous, roofer-themed quote that acknowledges hard work with a playful wink: \"I May Be A Roofer, But I Can't Fix Stupid People.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eGift suitability\u003c\/b\u003e: A unique, thoughtful gift for roofer enthusiasts, teammates, family, or friends who love a good laugh.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003e\nThis ornament brings personality to holiday decor while celebrating the craft of roofing. Its durable build and cheerful design make it a practical keepsake—not just a seasonal accent, but a conversation starter that can be enjoyed year after year. It's the perfect way to honor a favorite roofer and share a smile at holiday gatherings.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":48009084928248,"sku":"PTM-209-15-186219","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/circle_ornament_186219_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1779702413","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/roofer-ornament-i-may-be-a-roofer-but-i-cant-fix-stupid-people-christmas-gift","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}