{"product_id":"sassy-groundskeeper-heart-ornament-christmas-gift-for-friends","title":"Sassy Groundskeeper Heart Ornament Christmas Gift for Friends","description":"A bold, coffee-driven groundskeeper quote takes center stage on this heart-shaped Christmas ornament, instantly capturing the spirit of a playful, no-holds-barred caretaker. The bright, edge-to-edge sublimation delivers vivid colors that pop against the pristine white background, making it a standout piece for any holiday display.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIdeal for friends, coworkers, or anyone who appreciates humor in their décor, this ornament fits perfectly on a Christmas tree, mantle, or holiday wreath. The durable MDF construction and high-gloss finish protect the design from everyday wear, while the lightweight build ensures it hangs securely without strain.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe festive gold cord adds a touch of elegance, allowing for easy hanging on any tree or decorative hook. Its compact size—just 2.75 inches tall—makes it a versatile addition to any holiday setting, from small tabletop arrangements to larger tree displays.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAdd to cart and give a gift that delivers laughs, warmth, and a touch of irreverent charm to the holiday season, ensuring a memorable and spirited celebration for friends and family alike.\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade for friends who love a good laugh, this heart ornament showcases a witty groundskeeper quote that keeps the mood light and playful, brightening any holiday gathering with humor and charm.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade for the holiday season, the ornament's white heart shape and high-gloss finish add a polished touch to any Christmas tree or mantle display, making it a standout piece for festive décor.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade from durable MDF with a vibrant sublimated print, the lightweight design resists breakage and stays bright through every holiday season, ensuring long-lasting color and durability for years to come.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade for anyone who enjoys a sharp tongue, the quote 'Don't trust a groundskeeper that doesn't drink coffee and say fuck a lot' adds a bold edge to decor, sparking conversation and laughter among guests.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdd to cart and give a unique, conversation-starting ornament that celebrates friendship and holiday cheer, creating lasting memories for friends and family alike.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":50261865562360,"sku":"PTM-209-17-317816","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/heart_ornament_317816_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1788139334","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/sassy-groundskeeper-heart-ornament-christmas-gift-for-friends","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}