{"product_id":"sassy-housekeeper-star-ornament-for-friends-gift-christmas-tree","title":"Housekeeper Star Ornament Cant Fix Stupid Christmas Gift","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\nThis white star ornament features the witty message \"I may be a housekeeper but I can't fix stupid people,\" making it an ideal gift for cleaning professionals who appreciate a sharp sense of humor. Crafted from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss finish, it adds a humorous and bright touch to holiday trees as a standout statement piece that sparks conversation.\n\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMaterial and Finish\u003c\/b\u003e: Crafted from a sturdy white MDF core with a high-gloss plastic coating that protects the sublimated print and keeps it looking fresh year after year.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDimensions\u003c\/b\u003e: Measures 3.25 inches in height and 1\/8 inch thick, ensuring a lightweight and thin profile that won't weigh down tree branches or get lost among other decorations.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDesign and Print\u003c\/b\u003e: Features vivid black sublimated text reading \"I may be a housekeeper but I can't fix stupid people\" (transcribed as \"I CAN T\" on the product) against a clean white background.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eHanging Mechanism\u003c\/b\u003e: Includes a gold cord loop for easy attachment to Christmas trees, mantles, or holiday displays without fuss.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003e\nThis ornament celebrates the everyday hero who keeps the house running, offering a playful nod to the housekeeper's indispensable role while solving the dilemma of finding a thoughtful gift for someone with a wit. Its durable construction ensures the message stays sharp despite daily handling, and its compact size makes it versatile for various holiday displays. Whether presented as a Christmas decoration, a housewarming gift, or a playful thank-you for a cleaning crew, it adds a touch of cheeky charm and turns ordinary moments into memorable laughs.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":50203351941368,"sku":"PTM-209-16-178496","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/star_ornament_178496_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1787362877","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/sassy-housekeeper-star-ornament-for-friends-gift-christmas-tree","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}