{"product_id":"sassy-landscape-designer-christmas-ornament-for-friends-gift","title":"Landscape Designer Ornament Cannot Fix Stupid People Gift","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\nThis oval holiday ornament is a humorous gift designed specifically for landscape designers and architects who appreciate a good laugh. Featuring the witty message \"I MAY BE A LANDSCAPE DESIGNER, BUT I CAN'T FIX STUPID PEOPLE,\" it adds a touch of playful sarcasm to any Christmas tree or mantle display.\n\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDurable MDF Construction:\u003c\/b\u003e Made from sturdy Medium-Density Fiberboard with a high-gloss plastic finish, this ornament resists breakage and keeps the printed text crisp and clear for years.\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eOval Shape and Printing:\u003c\/b\u003e The classic oval profile offers a modern look against traditional round ornaments, providing a clean white background that makes the bold black text highly visible.\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eFestive Gold Cord:\u003c\/b\u003e Includes a lightweight gold hanging cord, allowing it to be easily suspended from tree branches or display shelves without adding bulk or risk to your pets and children.\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSafe and Lightweight:\u003c\/b\u003e The compact weight and durable material make it a safe decoration for homes with active pets or curious children, ensuring it stays intact even if knocked over.\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003e\nThis ornament solves the common gift-giving dilemma for landscape professionals by offering a specific, profession-related joke that colleagues and friends will truly appreciate. The sturdy material and precise printing ensure it remains a lasting holiday keepsake and a conversation starter long after the season ends. Whether gifted to a mentor or placed in your own collection, it delivers a memorable reminder that even the best design pros have their limits, brightening up seasonal décor with a clever twist.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":50203404763384,"sku":"PTM-209-18-179292","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/oval_ornament_179292_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1787365248","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/sassy-landscape-designer-christmas-ornament-for-friends-gift","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}