{"product_id":"secretary-i-cant-fix-stupid-coffee-mug-ideal-boss-gift","title":"Secretary I Can't Fix Stupid Coffee Mug Ideal Boss Gift","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\nBrighten a busy desk with a mug that blends humor and practicality. This Two Tone Coffee Mug is crafted for secretaries and administrative pros who appreciate a playful touch with everyday usability. The message on the mug reads: “I Can’t Fix Stupid But I’m A Fairly Decent Secretary.”\n\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eCapacity\u003c\/b\u003e: 11 oz, the perfect size for a generous morning coffee or afternoon tea.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMaterial\u003c\/b\u003e: Durable ceramic construction designed for daily use.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eColor Options\u003c\/b\u003e: Four two-tone combinations to choose from—Black \u0026amp; White, Red \u0026amp; White, Navy \u0026amp; White, and Pink \u0026amp; White.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDesign \u0026amp; Theme\u003c\/b\u003e: Two-tone exterior with a clean, legible print of the witty quote, making it a conversation starter at any desk.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eCare \u0026amp; Convenience\u003c\/b\u003e: Microwave-safe and dishwasher-safe for easy reheating and cleaning.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eIdeal For\u003c\/b\u003e: A thoughtful boss gift or a lighthearted desk companion that shows appreciation for a secretary’s hard work.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003e\nThis mug isn’t just about laughs—it’s about everyday usability with a personal touch. The 11 oz capacity keeps beverages at an ideal sipping level during long meetings, while the sturdy ceramic ensures durability for daily office routine. The four color combinations let you tailor the gift to the recipient’s style, from a bold Navy \u0026amp; White to a playful Pink \u0026amp; White. The microwave and dishwasher-safe design adds real-world convenience, so it’s easy to reheat coffee and keep the mug looking fresh with minimal effort.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"White\/Black \/ 11oz","offer_id":47943711850744,"sku":"PTM-209-5-346888","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White\/Navy \/ 11oz","offer_id":47943711883512,"sku":"PTM-209-7-346888","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White\/Pink \/ 11oz","offer_id":47943711916280,"sku":"PTM-209-8-346888","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White\/Red \/ 11oz","offer_id":47943711949048,"sku":"PTM-209-6-346888","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/11oz_black_two_tone_coffee_mug_346888_Black_1500_1750.png?v=1779704170","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/secretary-i-cant-fix-stupid-coffee-mug-ideal-boss-gift","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}