{"product_id":"substitute-teacher-camping-mug-i-cant-fix-stupid-birthday-gift","title":"Substitute Teacher Camping Mug I Can't Fix Stupid Birthday Gift","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\nA witty, durable camping mug designed for substitute teachers and outdoor enthusiasts alike. The 12 oz stainless steel mug features a sturdy enamel finish and the memorable line: \"I Can't Fix Stupid But I'm A Fairly Decent Substitute Teacher\"—a little humor to start every morning.\n\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eCapacity\u003c\/b\u003e: 12 oz, perfect for a full cup of coffee or tea on camping trips or quick classroom sips.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMaterial \u0026amp; Finish\u003c\/b\u003e: Stainless steel with a rugged enamel coating for lasting use in the outdoors.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003ePrint Longevity\u003c\/b\u003e: Permanent printing that won’t fade with washing, keeping the quote sharp over time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eCare\u003c\/b\u003e: Hand wash with mild detergent recommended to preserve the enamel finish.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDesign \u0026amp; Use Case\u003c\/b\u003e: Humorous quote crafted for substitute teachers and outdoor lovers; a great conversation starter on any trip.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eGift Ready\u003c\/b\u003e: Thoughtful birthday, holiday, or “thank you” gift for the substitute teacher in your life or any camping enthusiast.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eVersatility\u003c\/b\u003e: Suitable for hot or cold beverages; ideal for camping, road trips, or early-morning coffee at home.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003e\nThis mug offers more than a caffeine fix; it honors educators while adding a dash of humor to any outdoor adventure. Its durable construction withstands outdoor use, and the enduring print ensures the message stays clear—year after year. A practical, thoughtful gift that blends everyday utility with personality, it’s perfect for birthdays, holidays, or simply brightening a colleague’s day.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"12oz \/ White","offer_id":47978506715384,"sku":"PTM-209-11-347548","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/camping_mug_347548_Black_1500_1345.png?v=1779705767","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/substitute-teacher-camping-mug-i-cant-fix-stupid-birthday-gift","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}