{"product_id":"substitute-teacher-mug-i-cant-fix-stupid-birthday-gift-1","title":"Substitute Teacher Mug I Cant Fix Stupid Birthday Gift","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBrighten a substitute teacher’s day with a witty, reliable mug that blends daily practicality with a smile. The message on the mug reads: \"I cant fix stupid but Im a fairly decent teacher\". This 11oz two-tone ceramic mug is built for everyday use, making it a thoughtful birthday gift or a fun “just because” surprise for any educator.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eCapacity\u003c\/b\u003e: 11oz capacity—perfect for a standard coffee, tea, or hot chocolate during long substitute days.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDesign\u003c\/b\u003e: Two-tone finish available in four color combinations—Black \u0026amp; White, Red \u0026amp; White, Navy \u0026amp; White, Pink \u0026amp; White—to suit any desk or personality.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMaterial\u003c\/b\u003e: Durable ceramic construction designed for daily use and long-lasting enjoyment.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eCare\u003c\/b\u003e: Microwave safe and dishwasher safe for quick reheats and effortless cleaning.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMessage\u003c\/b\u003e: Features the humorous quote \"I cant fix stupid but Im a fairly decent teacher\" for a relatable, lighthearted touch.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eTarget Audience\u003c\/b\u003e: Ideal for Substitute Teachers, as a fun gift for men, or anyone who loves a good classroom-themed joke.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eGift Occasion\u003c\/b\u003e: A thoughtful option for birthdays, holidays, or simply to show appreciation for a dedicated educator.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003eDesigned to be both practical and amusing, this mug supports everyday routines—from morning coffee before a day of lessons to late-afternoon planning. The durable ceramic holds heat well, while the two-tone design adds a subtle touch of style to any desk, kitchen counter, or coffee nook. Four color options let you choose a look that matches the recipient’s vibe, turning a simple beverage container into a memorable gift that recognizes hard work and humor. Order this funny substitute teacher mug now and make someone’s day a little brighter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"White\/Black \/ 11oz","offer_id":47978478797048,"sku":"PTM-209-5-347548","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White\/Pink \/ 11oz","offer_id":47978478829816,"sku":"PTM-209-8-347548","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White\/Red \/ 11oz","offer_id":47978478862584,"sku":"PTM-209-6-347548","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White\/Navy \/ 11oz","offer_id":47978478895352,"sku":"PTM-209-7-347548","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/11oz_black_two_tone_coffee_mug_347548_Black_1500_1750.png?v=1779705812","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/substitute-teacher-mug-i-cant-fix-stupid-birthday-gift-1","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}