{"product_id":"substitute-teacher-ornament-i-cant-fix-stupid-quote-gift-for-colleagues","title":"Substitute Teacher Ornament I Cant Fix Stupid Quote Gift For Colleagues","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\nCelebrate the hardworking substitute teachers in your life with a playful, durable keepsake. This oval MDF ornament showcases the witty message: \"I Can't Fix Stupid But I'm A Fairly Decent Substitute Teacher\" in vibrant sublimation print, making it a memorable addition to any tree or desk.\n\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMaterial and finish\u003c\/b\u003e: Sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish for a polished look that lasts season after season.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003ePrinting method\u003c\/b\u003e: Vibrant sublimation printing delivers bright, fade-resistant colors that stay sharp over time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eShape and design\u003c\/b\u003e: Classic oval ornament designed to add a touch of charm to Christmas trees and office decor alike.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eQuoted message\u003c\/b\u003e: Shows the exact phrase, \"I Can't Fix Stupid But I'm A Fairly Decent Substitute Teacher,\" to celebrate their unique contribution.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eGift suitability\u003c\/b\u003e: An ideal, light-hearted gift for substitute teachers, colleagues, friends, or family members who support students' learning.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eVersatility\u003c\/b\u003e: Perfect for festive tree display or as a desk accent in classrooms, staff rooms, or home offices.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003e\nThis ornament goes beyond a simple decoration by delivering a smile and starting conversations. Its durable construction and vivid print ensure it remains a cherished reminder of appreciation for substitute teachers who adapt, engage, and inspire every day. A thoughtful, memorabilia-style gift that fits holiday cheer and everyday recognition alike.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":47978491117816,"sku":"PTM-209-18-347548","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/oval_ornament_347548_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1779705812","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/substitute-teacher-ornament-i-cant-fix-stupid-quote-gift-for-colleagues","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}