{"product_id":"substitute-teachers-caution-retired-sub-story-ahead-heart-ornament-keepsake","title":"Substitute Teachers - Caution Retired Sub Story Ahead - Heart Ornament Keepsake","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\nCelebrate a favorite substitute teacher with a heart-shaped keepsake that brings holiday warmth and a wink of humor to any space. This ornament is designed for the substitute teacher in your life and makes a thoughtful, lighthearted token of appreciation.\n\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMaterial \u0026amp; Finish\u003c\/b\u003e: Sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish for durability and a polished, lasting shine.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eShape \u0026amp; Appearance\u003c\/b\u003e: Classic heart-shaped ornament with a bright, glossy surface that catches light on a Christmas tree or garland.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDurability\u003c\/b\u003e: Lightweight and resistant to breaking, ideal for homes with kids or pets.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003ePrinted Quote\u003c\/b\u003e: Features the humorous message: Caution: I'm A Retired Substitute Teacher. I Have Stories And All Days To Talk. Stay At Your Own Risk!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eGiftability\u003c\/b\u003e: A thoughtful option for men, women, friends, or family who appreciate classroom humor and heartfelt appreciation.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eUsage\u003c\/b\u003e: Perfect for decorating trees, doors, or walls during the holidays or as a playful keepsake year-round.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003e\nMore than just decor, this ornament expresses gratitude for a substitute teacher’s stories, patience, and dedication. Its durable construction ensures it remains a cherished memento across holiday seasons, while the lightweight design makes hanging simple and secure. A unique, personable gift that adds personality to any space and a smile to any teacher’s day.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":47849610510584,"sku":"PTM-209-17-844992","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/heart_ornament_844992_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1769584679","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/substitute-teachers-caution-retired-sub-story-ahead-heart-ornament-keepsake","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}