{"product_id":"surgeon-bracelet-i-may-be-a-surgeon-but-i-cant-fix-stupid-valentine-gift","title":"Surgeon Bracelet I May Be A Surgeon, But I Can't Fix Stupid Valentine Gift","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\nA bold, lightly humorous bracelet designed for surgeons and medical professionals who value craftsmanship as much as wit. It blends professional flair with everyday wear, making a distinctive statement at the hospital, in the clinic, or during leisure time.\n\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMaterial\u003c\/b\u003e: Interlaced PU leather strap paired with a durable stainless steel engraving plate for lasting wear.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eEngraving\u003c\/b\u003e: Precisely etched stainless steel plate with clean, legible typography displaying the quote I MAY BE A SURGEON, BUT I CAN'T FIX STUPID PEOPLE.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSize\u003c\/b\u003e: Length 7.87 inches (20 cm) to fit most wrists with a comfortable, low-profile feel.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eFinish\u003c\/b\u003e: Sleek black braided leather combined with a polished metal plate for a modern, masculine look.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDesign \u0026amp; Craftsmanship\u003c\/b\u003e: Handmade construction that balances style and resilience for daily wear at work or during leisure activities.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eGift-ready\u003c\/b\u003e: An ideal present for doctors, surgeons, or medical professionals on Valentine’s Day, birthdays, or special occasions.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eVersatility\u003c\/b\u003e: Complements scrubs, smart-casual outfits, or weekend attire, adding a distinctive touch without sacrificing comfort.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003e\nThis bracelet goes beyond a simple accessory. It signals appreciation for a surgeon’s dedication while delivering a lighthearted, memorable message. The combination of interlaced leather and a stainless steel plate ensures durability through daily wear, and the engraving invites smiles in clinics, offices, or casual settings. Its versatile, masculine aesthetic makes it an easy, tasteful gift for the person who keeps care and humor in balance.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"LaserChili","offers":[{"title":"small \/ Black","offer_id":47917891387640,"sku":"PTM-209-23-187771","price":27.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/braided_leather_bracelet_1_187771_Black_2400_640.png?v=1769420931","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/surgeon-bracelet-i-may-be-a-surgeon-but-i-cant-fix-stupid-valentine-gift","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}