{"product_id":"teller-star-ornament-cool-coolest-message-funny-christmas-tree-gift","title":"Teller Star Ornament Cool Coolest Message Funny Christmas Tree Gift","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\nThis 3.25-inch white star ornament is a humorous holiday decoration designed for friends who appreciate clever wit. Featuring the witty quote \"All men are created equal but the coolest become a teller,\" it adds a playful twist to any Christmas tree, sparking conversation and laughter during festive celebrations.\n\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMaterial \u0026amp; Construction:\u003c\/b\u003e Crafted from durable MDF wood with a high-gloss plastic finish, ensuring the ornament is lightweight yet sturdy enough to withstand handling and daily use.\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDimensions \u0026amp; Shape:\u003c\/b\u003e Measures 3.25 inches across in a classic five-pointed star design, offering a bold visual presence without taking up too much space on the tree.\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003ePrint \u0026amp; Design:\u003c\/b\u003e Features edge-to-edge sublimation print with crisp black text on a bright white background, ensuring the message is vivid and readable from any angle under the lights.\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eHanging Mechanism:\u003c\/b\u003e Includes a twisted gold cord for easy hanging, adding a traditional festive touch that complements the modern white finish.\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSafety \u0026amp; Durability:\u003c\/b\u003e The robust MDF structure is safe for homes with young children and pets, ensuring the ornament remains intact during the hustle of holiday play.\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003e\nDesigned as both a decorating accent and a thoughtful gift, this ornament is perfect for the friend or family member who loves to share stories and enjoy a good laugh. The high-gloss surface reflects light beautifully, making the text stand out against festive bulbs, while the compact size allows it to hang securely alongside other ornaments. Whether placed on a bustling family tree or used as a unique stocking stuffer, this star ornament provides a lasting touch of humor and serves as a memorable keepsake for years of holiday traditions.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":50149916803320,"sku":"PTM-209-16-24657","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/star_ornament_24657_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1786580199","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/teller-star-ornament-cool-coolest-message-funny-christmas-tree-gift","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}