{"product_id":"vermont-oval-ornament-gift-for-friends-funny-quote-christmas-unique","title":"Vermont Oval Ornament Gift For Friends Funny Quote Christmas Unique","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCelebrate a love for Vermont with a charming Oval Ornament that blends sturdy craftsmanship and playful humor. Made from durable MDF and finished with a high-gloss plastic coating, this ornament resists chipping while catching the eye with vibrant colors. The centerpiece quote—'And The Wise One Said F--k This Shit! And Moved To Vermont'—speaks to thoughtful rebels and Vermont enthusiasts alike, making it a memorable gift for friends, family, or coworkers.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003ch2\u003eFeatures\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e \u003cli\u003eDurable MDF base with a high-gloss finish for lasting color and shine.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eVibrant, fade-resistant printing captures Vermont imagery and the bold quote.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eCompact oval size with a festive gold cord for quick, easy hanging.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eA standout gift for Vermont lovers—humor that sparks smiles at the tree.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eKid- and pet-friendly design keeps decorations safe during holiday chaos.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eEasy-care surface; simply wipe to refresh colors for next season.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003ch2\u003eFinal Thoughts\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesigned for Vermont fans seeking a playful, lasting keepsake, this ornament blends humor with state pride. Its durable construction suits busy households, and the vivid print ensures it remains a tree highlight year after year. Ready to gift or treat yourself? Add this Vermont Oval Ornament to your cart today.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":47810150301944,"sku":"PTM-209-18-1580267","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/oval_ornament_1580267_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1769580337","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/vermont-oval-ornament-gift-for-friends-funny-quote-christmas-unique","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}