{"product_id":"vermont-rope-bracelet-funny-quote-gifts-from-loved-ones-adjustable-black-rope-with-black-stainless-steel-engraving-for-women-and-men-unique-valentines-gifts","title":"Vermont Rope Bracelet, Funny Quote Gifts from Loved Ones, Adjustable Black Rope with Black Stainless Steel Engraving for Women and Men, Unique Valentine's Gifts","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCelebrate Vermont pride with a witty, adjustable rope bracelet designed for both men and women. This unique gift blends humor with durable craftsmanship, turning a playful message into a wearable keepsake. The transcription, \"And The Wise One Said F--k This Shit! And Moved To Vermont,\" is boldly showcased on the bracelet for instant impact.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMaterial\u003c\/b\u003e: Black stainless steel with interlaced rope for a rugged, modern look that resists rust, corrosion, and tarnish.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eAdjustable size\u003c\/b\u003e: Flexible fit with an adjustable range from 3.34\" to 9.84\" to suit most wrist sizes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDesign\u003c\/b\u003e: Unisex black rope bracelet that blends with casual and smart-casual outfits.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eQuote on bracelet\u003c\/b\u003e: Features the transcription \"And The Wise One Said F--k This Shit! And Moved To Vermont\" as a bold, conversation-starting message.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003ePackaging\u003c\/b\u003e: Elegant organza bag included for effortless gifting and presentation.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eGift suitability\u003c\/b\u003e: Ideal for Vermont enthusiasts, friends, family, or coworkers seeking a playful, memorable present—great for Valentine's Day or any occasion.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003eBeyond its humor, this bracelet offers practical value: a durable, comfortable accessory that fits a wide range of wrists and outfits, a unique way to celebrate Vermont pride, and a ready-made gift that shows you put thought into the recipient’s personality. Whether you’re treating yourself or surprising someone special, this rope bracelet stands out as a distinctive, thoughtful piece you’ll reach for again and again.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"LaserChili","offers":[{"title":"small \/ Black","offer_id":47818999955704,"sku":"PTM-209-21-1580267","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/rope_bracelet_1_1580267_Black_2000_640.png?v=1769582340","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/vermont-rope-bracelet-funny-quote-gifts-from-loved-ones-adjustable-black-rope-with-black-stainless-steel-engraving-for-women-and-men-unique-valentines-gifts","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}