{"product_id":"vermont-snowflake-ornament-stainless-steel-gift-for-family-and-friends","title":"Vermont Snowflake Ornament Stainless Steel Gift for Family and Friends","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEscape to Vermont with our Vermont Snowflake Ornament, a premium stainless steel keepsake sized at 3.14 inches in diameter. This shatterproof ornament blends 802 charm with modern durability, making it a thoughtful gift for family and friends who love the Green Mountain State. The centerpiece is the tongue-in-cheek quote, \"And The Wise One Said F--k This Shit! And Moved To Vermont,\" etched for a playful, lasting smile on your Christmas tree.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003ch3\u003eFeatures\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e \u003cli\u003ePremium stainless steel construction: durable, tarnish-resistant finish for lasting holiday use.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eShatterproof design: safe for homes with kids and pets.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e3.14\" diameter snowflake motif: bold size that stands out on any display.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eEtched quote: precise lettering to keep the wit legible.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eIntricate snowflake detailing: unique patterns add a premium look.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eIdeal gift for Vermonters and 802 fans: playful state pride.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eVersatile decor: perfect on trees, garlands, or gift toppers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003ch3\u003eFinal Thoughts\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether decorating your own tree or gifting someone special, this Vermont Snowflake Ornament delivers humor, durability, and hometown pride in one compact piece. It’s a memorable keepsake that sparks smiles year after year. Add it to your cart today and share Vermont charm with friends and family.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"LaserChili","offers":[{"title":"small \/ Silver","offer_id":47813314380024,"sku":"PTM-209-20-1580267","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/PTM-209-20-1580267-snowflake.jpg?v=1769581179","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/vermont-snowflake-ornament-stainless-steel-gift-for-family-and-friends","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}