{"product_id":"vermont-white-ceramic-coffee-mug-gift-for-him-or-her-funny-quote-11oz-15oz","title":"Vermont White Ceramic Coffee Mug Gift For Him Or Her Funny Quote 11oz 15oz","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShow off Vermont pride with a mug that speaks your language. This Vermont White Ceramic Coffee Mug comes in 11oz and 15oz sizes, built for daily use with a sturdy handle and durable glaze. The bold quote, \"And The Wise One Said F--k This Shit! And Moved To Vermont,\" makes a playful statement while you sip. Ideal for gifting or everyday coffee, it blends humor with genuine Vermont charm and easy, dishwasher-safe care.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003ch3\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e \u003cli\u003ePremium ceramic build that’s sturdy and safe in the microwave and dishwasher.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eTwo sizes available—11oz and 15oz—to fit your caffeine habit.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eBold print highlights the Vermont-themed quote, inviting smiles and conversation.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eBright white glaze resists staining and cleans easily after daily use.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eThoughtful gift idea for Valentine’s, birthdays, or housewarmings with a Vermont twist.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eA reliable everyday mug that complements home or office coffee rituals.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003ch3\u003eFinal Thoughts\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBeyond its humor, this mug delivers practical everyday use and a touch of Vermont pride. It’s a conversation starter, a dependable 11oz or 15oz companion, and a gift that shows you value personality and place. Order yours today and toast to new beginnings—Valentine’s, birthdays, or housewarmings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"White \/ 11oz","offer_id":47813561712888,"sku":"PTM-209-1-1580271","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 15oz","offer_id":47813561745656,"sku":"PTM-209-2-1580271","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/11oz_coffee_mug_1580271_Black_1500_1750.png?v=1769581436","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/vermont-white-ceramic-coffee-mug-gift-for-him-or-her-funny-quote-11oz-15oz","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}