{"product_id":"vice-president-keepsake-christmas-ornament-for-him-surprise-gift","title":"Cool Vice President Quote Ornament For Him Holiday Gift","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis festive holiday ornament combines political wit with seasonal tradition, specifically crafted for individuals who enjoy humor regarding leadership and ambition. Centered around the printed message \"All men are created equal but the coolest become a vice president,\" it serves as a conversation starter during family gatherings or office celebrations.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e 2.75-inch circular disc shape weighs approximately 0.5 ounces.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e Constructed from durable MDF (Medium Density Fiberboard) for structural integrity.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDesign:\u003c\/b\u003e Features edge-to-edge sublimation printing with a high-gloss protective finish.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eHanging System:\u003c\/b\u003e Includes a gold cord threaded through a reinforced hole for easy display.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eAppearance:\u003c\/b\u003e White background ensures clear contrast with the bold black typography.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003eThe glossy surface adds a reflective sparkle to any tree without compromising the vivid black lettering against the white background. Because the design is bonded through heat sublimation, the colors and text remain sharp over time rather than peeling off like sticker-based decorations. Its lightweight nature makes it safer for shelves or branches compared to heavier ceramic alternatives, ensuring durability even in active homes with children or pets. This object allows recipients to showcase a specific sense of humor about the corporate ladder, turning a standard decoration into a personalized reminder that leadership is earned. Whether placed on a large fir or a small desktop spruce, it provides a lasting memento of achievement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":50138405142776,"sku":"PTM-209-15-25616","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/circle_ornament_25616_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1786413051","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/vice-president-keepsake-christmas-ornament-for-him-surprise-gift","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}