{"product_id":"witty-author-christmas-ornament-gift-i-dont-argue-i-explain","title":"Witty Author Christmas Ornament Gift - 'I Don't Argue, I Explain'","description":"For those who appreciate the sharp wit and intellectual prowess of an author, this Christmas ornament is the wonderful way to celebrate their unique perspective and love of the written word. It's a fun and thoughtful gift that captures the essence of a writer's confidence and charm, ideal for those who always have a compelling explanation ready.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis heart-shaped ornament is a wonderful gift for authors, writers, or anyone who appreciates literature. It's especially suitable for Christmas, housewarmings, or as a small gift from friends or family. Whether they're a seasoned novelist or just starting their writing journey, this ornament is sure to bring a smile to their face and add a touch of personality to their holiday decorations.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMeasuring 2.75 inches tall and 1\/8 inch thick, this ornament is crafted from durable MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, ensuring vibrant colors and long-lasting beauty. The lightweight design and included gold cord make it easy to hang on any Christmas tree or festive display, offering a durable and charming addition to their holiday decor.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis charming Christmas ornament is a delightful way to honor your favorite author's intelligence and wit, making it a treasured keepsake for years to come. Add this unique and thoughtful ornament to your cart today.\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThis charming Christmas ornament is a delightful gift for your favorite author or writer, adding a touch of literary flair to their holiday decor and reminding them, 'I don't argue, I just explain why I'm right.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWonderful for Christmas, housewarmings, or as a small token of appreciation, this heart ornament lets an author know you appreciate their intellectual pursuits and unique perspective, declaring, 'I don't argue, I just explain why I'm right.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrafted from durable MDF, this heart ornament boasts a high-gloss plastic finish, ensuring a vibrant, long-lasting design that resists breakage—a practical choice for households with children or pets.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade for celebrating the unique spirit of an author, this lightweight ornament features a festive gold cord for easy hanging, transforming any tree or garland into a showcase of their intellectual prowess, as they playfully state, 'I don't argue.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdd this witty Christmas ornament to your cart and let your favorite author know you appreciate their insights and distinct perspective with a delightful and lasting holiday memento.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":67674481852664,"sku":"PTM-209-17-247882","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/heart_ornament_247882_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1792027948","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/witty-author-christmas-ornament-gift-i-dont-argue-i-explain","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}