{"product_id":"witty-court-clerk-essential-christmas-ornament-for-neighbors-gift","title":"Court Clerk Ornament The Coolest Become A Court Clerk Gift For Neighbors","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe circle ornament celebrates court clerks with a sharp, witty edge, making holiday decor feel personal for those who appreciate a good-natured joke. The printed quote, \"All men are created equal but the coolest become a court clerk,\" sits on a white, high-gloss MDF surface for standout readability.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSize\u003c\/b\u003e: 2.75 inches tall, 1\/8 inch thick\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMaterial \u0026amp; Finish\u003c\/b\u003e: Engineered wood with a high-gloss plastic coating on a white, high-gloss MDF surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003ePrint Quality\u003c\/b\u003e: Edge-to-edge color via sublimation for long-lasting vibrancy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eQuoted Message\u003c\/b\u003e: \"All men are created equal but the coolest become a court clerk\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eHanging\u003c\/b\u003e: Gold cord for easy hanging\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eWeight\u003c\/b\u003e: 0.5 ounces\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eUse\u003c\/b\u003e: Suitable as a Christmas tree ornament or decorative mantle accent\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003eThis ornament adds humor and a touch of pride to holiday spaces. The sublimation process preserves the print across years, while the lightweight, durable construction stands up to playful handling in homes with kids or pets. Its clean white surface and glossy finish bring a polished look to trees, mantels, or tabletops, making it a thoughtful, conversation-starting gift for anyone who values wit and professional pride.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":50111860605176,"sku":"PTM-209-15-10865","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/circle_ornament_10865_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1785889629","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/witty-court-clerk-essential-christmas-ornament-for-neighbors-gift","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}