{"product_id":"witty-florist-novelty-heart-ornament-for-friends-christmas-gift","title":"Witty Florist Novelty Heart Ornament for Friends Christmas Gift","description":"I May Be A Florist, But I Can't Fix Stupid People. This bright, heart-shaped ornament turns a simple holiday decoration into a bold statement for any florist who loves a good laugh. The white MDF base with a high-gloss finish keeps the quote front and center, while the edge-to-edge sublimation guarantees the words stay vivid through every holiday season.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe lightweight design, only 2.75 inches tall, is safe for homes with kids or pets, and the gold cord makes hanging effortless. This ornament is lovely for a florist who enjoys humor and a touch of sarcasm. It makes a thoughtful Christmas gift for a friend, coworker, or family member who runs a flower shop. The clear, witty message will resonate with anyone who appreciates a playful twist on their profession.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt also works well as a decorative piece for a florist's office or home, adding a touch of personality to any space. The heart shape and crisp white color create a classic look that blends seamlessly with any tree décor. The durable MDF construction ensures it will withstand the holiday bustle, while the high-gloss finish adds a subtle shine that catches the light.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe ornament's compact size makes it easy to display on a small branch or as part of a mixed-media arrangement. Give this witty heart ornament to a florist this Christmas and let them know you appreciate their unique spirit. Add it to your cart today.\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBuilt for anyone who loves a dash of humor in their holiday décor, this heart-shaped ornament brings a playful twist to any Christmas tree. It's a lovely conversation starter for gatherings with friends and family.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA thoughtful pick for holiday parties, birthdays, or anniversaries, this ornament adds a lighthearted touch that brightens the season. Its festive design ensures it stands out among traditional decorations.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrafted from durable MDF with a high-gloss finish, the ornament is lightweight yet sturdy, making it safe for homes with pets or children. The sublimation print guarantees vivid, edge-to-edge colors that last through many holiday seasons.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThis quote, printed in bold, reminds the recipient that a good laugh can be the best gift. It's a humorous reminder that even a florist can't solve every problem.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGrab yours today and let this witty heart ornament become the highlight of your holiday décor, adding charm and a touch of humor to every gathering.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":67601449779448,"sku":"PTM-209-17-177471","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/heart_ornament_177471_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1791505024","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/witty-florist-novelty-heart-ornament-for-friends-christmas-gift","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}