{"product_id":"witty-groundskeeper-novelty-christmas-ornament-for-friends-gift","title":"Witty Groundskeeper Novelty Christmas Ornament for Friends Gift","description":"If you're a groundskeeper who takes pride in a perfectly manicured lawn, you'll appreciate a gift that mirrors your daily grind with a dash of humor. This circular ornament captures the essence of a hardworking yard hero who never skips coffee and never shies from a good swear. Its bright, edge-to-edge print showcases the quote in full, making it a standout piece for any holiday display today.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDesigned for friends, family, or coworkers who love a good laugh, this Christmas ornament fits any occasion—from office parties to family gatherings. Its durable MDF construction and high-gloss finish ensure it stays vivid even after months of handling, while the lightweight build keeps it safe in homes with pets or children.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe ornament measures 2.75 inches tall and 1\/8 inch thick, weighing just half an ounce. A festive gold cord is included for easy hanging, so you can drape it on a tree, mantle, or even a garden trellis. The sublimation process guarantees a crisp, long-lasting image that won't fade or peel.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAdd this cheeky Christmas ornament to your collection and give a gift that's as bold as the quote itself. It's the great way to celebrate the season with a touch of irreverent charm. Add to cart and let the laughter begin.\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade for gardening enthusiasts and humor lovers who appreciate a bold, witty reminder that even the most dedicated groundskeepers need caffeine to keep their spirits high during the busy lawn maintenance season.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat for Christmas parties, holiday gift exchanges, or as a quirky stocking stuffer, this ornament brings a touch of irreverent charm that will delight friends and family alike during the festive season and spread laughter among loved ones.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrafted from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, this 2.75″ tall, 1\/8″ thick ornament features edge-to-edge sublimation for vivid colors, a lightweight design.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade for those who love a good laugh, this ornament reminds you in bold print: 'don't trust a groundskeeper that doesn't drink coffee and say fuck a lot', sparking giggles and a sense of camaraderie.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdd to cart and let this cheeky Christmas ornament bring a splash of humor to your tree for a festive surprise that will keep everyone smiling all holiday season and celebrate together with joy today.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":50262117253368,"sku":"PTM-209-15-317816","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/circle_ornament_317816_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1788142511","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/witty-groundskeeper-novelty-christmas-ornament-for-friends-gift","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}